Hayden Kays, born in Westminster, London on the 276th day of the year, 1985.

Hayden has lived the entirety of his existence in London.

Hayden has 2 middle names Caleb and James.

Hayden has a perforated right eardrum.

Hayden weighs 66 Kilograms.

Hayden likes to touch things he knows he shouldn't.

Hayden coined the expression "15 minutes of lame."

Hayden has a severe issue with authority.

Hayden likes nothing more then to mock.

Hayden likes nothing less then people who refer to themselves in third person.